R:
X-wing Pilot or Jedi?
T:
What? You mean what I'd rather be?
Is that even a- Jedi, obviously.
R:
X-wing Pilot.
T:
No! Really?
R:
Imagine how awesome it would be
flying one of those.
T:
Yeah but still. Name one X-wing Pilot
that survives who is not also a Jedi.
R:
Wedge.
T:
Oh shit, you're right! And he's like
Luke's best buddy too. But he's not in
the new Abrams movies, so apparently
he didn't survive that long.
R:
They asked him, but he didn't want to
be in it because his part was too small.
T:
Would've been cool to have him back.
R:
Porkins.
T:
Porkins didn't survive did he?
R:
No, but he's awesome. Thanks to him
you can have fat pilots. Ever seen a
fat jedi?
T:
And he was in... what was he in?
R:
Raiders.
T:
Exactly, in the beginning. And he
was the guy in Burton's Batman.
The corrupt cop.
R:
Yeah.
T:
Imagine naming your fat character
Porkins. That wouldn't fly today.
That'd create so much bad press.
R:
Yeah well, its better than calling
a Jedi Kit Fisto.
T:
Is not!
a Jedi Kit Fisto.
T:
Is not!
R:
Is too!
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