VERSUS #1: X-wing Pilot VS Jedi

               R:
          X-wing Pilot or Jedi?

               T:
          What? You mean what I'd rather be?
          Is that even a- Jedi, obviously.

               R:
          X-wing Pilot.

               T:
          No! Really?

               R:
          Imagine how awesome it would be
          flying one of those.

               T:
          Yeah but still. Name one X-wing Pilot
          that survives who is not also a Jedi.

               R:
          Wedge.

               T:
          Oh shit, you're right! And he's like
          Luke's best buddy too. But he's not in
          the new Abrams movies, so apparently
          he didn't survive that long.

               R:
          They asked him, but he didn't want to
          be in it because his part was too small.
               [Source]

               T:
          Would've been cool to have him back.

               R:
          Porkins.

               T:
          Porkins didn't survive did he?

               R:
          No, but he's awesome. Thanks to him
          you can have fat pilots. Ever seen a
          fat jedi?

               T:
          And he was in... what was he in?

               R:
          Raiders.

               T:
          Exactly, in the beginning. And he
          was the guy in Burton's Batman.
          The corrupt cop.

               R:
          Yeah.


               T:
          Imagine naming your fat character
          Porkins. That wouldn't fly today.
          That'd create so much bad press.

               R:
          Yeah well, its better than calling
          a Jedi Kit Fisto.

               T:
          Is not!

               R:
          Is too!

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